Friday, January 09, 2009


So, with the end of Tackypallooza comes another project: the Pajiba Calendar. I've been thinking about which movie I'd like to pay homage to (or insult), and I'm not so sure if I'd like to pick one with a character that somewhat resembles me or a movie I really dig.

I loved "Volver" and I think the poster kicks ass. I was also thinking of mocking all those movie posters that look like this:
But then it'd only be pictures of me. Lame. Or self-indulgently funny? Or maybe we should have everyone pick 12 movies we all like and use those as references.


Thursday, January 08, 2009

Tackypallooza: Round 4. Sudden Death

This will be the last item I'll be posting. I've been saving it up until this moment. I hope it lives up to the hype.

It's been a lovely couple of days. I must thank everyone involved for typing "tacky" on Google and taking the time to classify tackiness. Because it can be classified and ranked and scored, as Miss Nosek will do tomorrow.

Now that that's off my chest, I present to you..........

THE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT CERAMIC LION GLASS TABLEEven if the genitals weren't exposed it'd still be tacky as hell.

Tackypallooza: Round 3

Tackypallooza is going strong, with new submissions by Marra, Genny, and now Jeremy. Figgy has to post the pictures she found on her blog if she wants to be a part of the contest.

The contest will end this Friday, and we must pressure Stacey Nosek to be the judge. She MUST post the winner on Pajiba Love.

Here's my newest find. I don't know if it's tacky, but it sure is original. I have four words for you:

Kangaroo. Scrotum. Bottle. Opener.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009


Marra, Genny, and commenter monkeyblade have submitted their tacky items of choice. Under the loving eyes of the tacky gods, I present to you Round II of Tackypallooza.

Tacky Gods Tank and Ashleighann

You think you know tacky? Ha! Whale tail + Tramp stamp = Yo' mamma.

Need help around the kitchen? Worry not, lady! Fisher's here to help you. With his long (but not thick) rod.

And last but not least... Tired of being the only girl in your posse whose camel toe just won't show? We have just the thing for you! It's... Camel Toe Cup*!!! Just put it over your hoo-haa and get ready to turn some heads!

I've got more, but I'm saving them for later.

*Yes, this is a real product. There's mild, medium and cougar. I wonder which one CoCo uses?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009


Okay, so I got my ass kicked on the country game. I'm no longer the warrior, and it's very likely that nothing will happen if you mess with me.

So, I've come up with a better contest, and I'm sure I will win this time. If I don't win, then at least I'll know we made each other laugh, and that's good. (Yes, I'm not really that competitive, which explains why I'm so happy.)

So the contest consists in finding the TACKIEST thing (dress, table, ornament, etcetera...) around the internetsssss and post it on your blog.

Here's my submission:

Why is this tacky? Well, first of all, it's a unicorn.
Second, it's a unicorn with... cheetah fur.
Third, the cheetahcorn is wearing eye shadow.
Fourth, believe it or not, this is a calendar. Imagine 12 months of chetahcorns! You know there was a siamese cat/unicorn in there somewhere.

Start googling, people. It's on.