Marra, Genny, and commenter monkeyblade have submitted their tacky items of choice. Under the loving eyes of the tacky gods, I present to you Round II of Tackypallooza.
You think you know tacky? Ha! Whale tail + Tramp stamp = Yo' mamma.
Need help around the kitchen? Worry not, lady! Fisher's here to help you. With his long (but not thick) rod.
And last but not least... Tired of being the only girl in your posse whose camel toe just won't show? We have just the thing for you! It's... Camel Toe Cup*!!! Just put it over your hoo-haa and get ready to turn some heads!
I've got more, but I'm saving them for later.
*Yes, this is a real product. There's mild, medium and cougar. I wonder which one CoCo uses?