Friday, October 17, 2008

Dirk Diggggshuthefuckup

I consider myself a rational woman, with thoughts and interests and all that crap, but sometimes it's nice to just lean back, clear your mind and enjoy the view.Mark Whalberg: give it up. Stop trying to be so badass. You've done a couple of good movies, or you've been fortunate enough to be cast in a supporting role in good film, but you peaked a long time ago. When you were doing stuff like this:

Ah, those were the days. Then you started taking yourself too seriously and you got mad at Andy Samberg for doing this:

I mean, who gets mad at Andy Samberg? It was just a sketch, and his impression was spot on.

I believe in people, as cheesy as that may sound, and I like to think even the DUMBEST individuals have some substance in them (especially Paris Hilton after New Year's Eve), but I gotta tell you, dude. To me, you'll always be that hot douchebag who did shit like this:
Fuck you, Mark Whalberg. Fuck you and drop the pants. Bitch.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Do it!

An axe would be faster, but there's a certain appeal in beating him to death with a board.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Hormone, shmormone.

You should be grateful your country even advertises birth control.

Also, am I the only one who thinks McCain has tiny hands? And please, Pajibans, spare me the "it's because you have mutant hands, you freak!!" comments.